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[sociably]

[ i'll stay in fake fantasy france only if you stay in lads hell forever ]

what?
how is that supposed to help??
it'll just make everything worse!
can't you tell them i'm really a good person instead?

[glub]

[ no... i've been trying to leave ]

nah trust me this is more effective

sooooo which would you prefer
jail or like public shame
sadly those are the only two options 🙂‍↕️

[sociably]

how do you know it's more effective?
just because you've seen something on tv doesn't mean it happens that way in real life!

[ or ]

unless it happened to you before??

[glub]

okay but dun ppl steal cars on tv all the time
and then look what happened

think tv might be more reliable than miss bea in this case

[sociably]

sometimes they get away with it....
especially the good guys!

except then they usually crash the car and have to make a run for it

[ hmm.........maybe there is a lesson to be learned here ]

[glub]

[ don't steal cars? or don't crash the car? ]

i guess youre right
but when the good guys do it dun they return them

did he return it
i dun remember that being part of the story

so i think we are safe to say youre still going to jail lmao

[sociably]

but i don't wanna go to jail!!
i'm too young and cute to go to jail

what if i write an apology letter
they take those right

[glub]

nah those are the best kinda people for jail i think
isnt it a place where young and cute people learn to reintegrate into society

[ i was going to teehee, but i respect and love you too much ]

hmmm yeah but you have to hand write them and read them in court
can you do that

[sociably]

[ you think you have so much power when i could bust out a le gasp on you at any moment ]

hey!
of course i can write and read
i'm not a little kid

[glub]

[ now it's my turn to leave the group chat ]

🫳😊 pat pat
it okay even if you cant read and write

ill visit you in prison

[sociably]

I'M READING RIGHT NOW
i'm not using text-to-speech!
i only do that in the car

[ and also in the shower ]

you thought you escaped me

[glub]

that sounds like a lie
the miss bea i know likes to cut corners and get into loooots of trouble

i will always welcome bijou tags in my inbox

[sociably]

it's not my fault!
and you're part of it too you know