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[siffrin]

[ Accidentally triggers the pillow grenade launcher and plows everyone... with pillows. ]

[transmit]

[






sits in the furthest corner in the room reciting unintelligible sutras ]

[siffrin]

[ Launches a pillow in that corner at him for good measure. ]

[transmit]

[ HELP





SUTRAS INTENSIFY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[siffrin]

[ Snickering... ]

Do you need another pillow, Ely? Or should we come over?

[transmit]

Don't include me in your debauchery!

[siffrin]

..Right. Here I come then!

[ jojo strides over (no) but does bring another pillow with. we bring the answer to your prayers. ]

[transmit]

[ He is too much of a coward to assert Jojo dominance so unfortunately he really is just cowering in this corner, chihuahua shaking. How could his Samham of Glory do this to him? He's been a savant?

He throws his arms up in front of him as a feeble sort of defense. But his heart… it pounds… ]

[siffrin]

[ Gets closer and...

Plops the pillow right on Elysium's lap to curl up and use it as a headrest. Comfy. ]

When you're cute like this, [ cute how ] it makes me want to tease you more.

[transmit]

[ CUTE HOW?

But despite all his protests, he still doesn't move an inch. His hands do the thing where they're hovering awkwardly in the air, like they aren't quite sure where to go?

He frets. And continues fretting. There is only one person he's supposed to be faithful to how could this happen to him??? ]

I.

[ explodes ]

[handfast]

[ gets hit with a pillow ]

What was that for?!

[siffrin]

S-Sorry, I've never seen anything like this before!

[handfast]

[ well. it could have been worse. and suddenly their hatted friend is looking so fine? hm. ]

It's okay. You're not hurt, are you?

[ goes over to pat their head ]

[siffrin]

[ Head pats... leans to the pat. ]

I'm fine. It didn't hit you that bad, did it?

[handfast]

[ siff......cute....... ]

Nah. It's just a pillow. But if you're tired, you should rest.

[ maybe they can....cuddle.......? ]

[siffrin]

I could nap... It would be a shame to not make use of the bed after renting the room.

[ 🥺 for cuddle... ]

[handfast]

Yeah, it would be.

[ just grabs siff's hand and starts leading them to the bed. omega hak era is over, only alpha hak now ]

[siffrin]

[ omega hak I still care you.

Siffrin chases after that hand holding his as if it might let go but will immediately curl up in bed. Become pillow. ]

[transmit]

[ surely Hak is normal ]

Help…

[ croaks ]

[handfast]

[ wow he feels weird. but if he feels weird then surely ely feels even more weird?? he immediately heads over and starts patting elysium's cheek. ]

Are you hurt?

[transmit]

[ tire screech ]

What.




What are you doing.

[ HE ASKED FOR HELP BUT NOT LIKE THIS!!!!!!!! Immediately flushes red. ]

[handfast]

[ samham will forgive him..........but why is elysium asking that question? this is only natural between [redacted] right? ]

Checking to see if you're okay. [ what else!! presses a hand to ely's forehand. ] You're acting weird. Are you sick?

[transmit]

[ Can't believe Hak is about to send them all to jail. He frets against Hak's hand, and yet… he cannot help but lean into it, almost… nuzzling?

—No!!!!!!

He jolts away as if scalded. ]

I-I-Isn't that you?! This is where you'd tell me to get lost! You were supposed to be my sanity check! Oh, Samham, my Samham, has the world gone mad…?

[handfast]

[ WHO IS SAMHAM.... elysium is clearly sick.......he needs to be taken care of by his alpha..................

so hak will do just that, scooping him up in his arms to hold him close so he can carry elysium to bed. it's 5 am i'm not rolling for this. ]

I would never tell you to get lost.

[ tenderly. nuzzle him more, his [redacted].... ]

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[ He also just passes out from overstimulation here so we can save ourselves. ]