[ i am doing everyone a service... thorns deserves to be here
THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY??? nvm ] Hey, [ going to poke thorns with the edge of his shoe. ] if you're going to sleep there, you can't complain when someone uses you as a welcome mat. [ is he sleeping? ]
[ now rafayel doesn't know if this is part of the bit...
or if it's a real question. brb, recalibrating... ]
Yeah, I am. A really, really good cop. So I'm going to have to take you in for ... unlawful loitering and overconsumption of alcohol. [ trying to sound very official here. ]
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anyway thorns is just laying down in the middle of a hallway ]
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THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY??? nvm ] Hey, [ going to poke thorns with the edge of his shoe. ] if you're going to sleep there, you can't complain when someone uses you as a welcome mat. [ is he sleeping? ]
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he sits up once he is poked. he is very clearly drunk. ]
What are you doing here?
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he's leaning down and poking him on the cheek. ]
I was just figuring out how to get a drink. The menu in the rooms were kinda...
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he looks behind him and then holds out a glass
here.... ]
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You sure you don't need it more? [ is it water...
or does he have to go grab some for thorns. ]
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I brought it with me.
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he's cutting you off, buddy. ] Do you normally drink this much?
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[ which is true!
he is a lightweight :) ]
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funny enough, rafayel also can't drink that much. maybe it's a ocean thing ]
You know, you can be arrested for lying. [ pretending to "cuff" his wrist with his hand. ]
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he looks down at his hands.
... ]
There's no jail here...?
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[ why this roleplay...
but, he is taking another sip of the drink. ]
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[ since he's arresting him... in this larp. ]
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or if it's a real question. brb, recalibrating... ]
Yeah, I am. A really, really good cop. So I'm going to have to take you in for ... unlawful loitering and overconsumption of alcohol. [ trying to sound very official here. ]
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You'll have to take yourself in too, then...
1/2
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But it was working.
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[ but, yeah.... it was working. so he's going to take another awkward sip of the drink, so he can put the glass down somewhere. ]
But, uh... seriously, what were you doing?
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[ how did that end with him here? because i let SOMEONE decide the location of the thread. ]
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Oh. [ he does feel a little bad now. he pauses to think, before: ]
Well, think I was supposed to cut you off, but ... maybe one drink won't hurt.
[ using the hand he "cuffed" to try and drag thorns to a bar now.
see, we can fix it. ]
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don't think you can escape his radar. ] Sooooo what made you want to drown in alcohol tonight?
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[ it's only an expression, thorns. ]
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