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MERRY 🎄🎅 FUCKING 🎁 CHRISTMAS 🎉 YOU HO-HO-HO! 😜 MAY YOUR 🎊 DAYS BE 🎶 MERRY ✨ AND BRIGHT☀️ AND YOUR 🍪 COOKIES NEVER 🍩 RUN OUT! I 👏🏼👏🏼 THANK 🎅 THE ICEFIELD MESSENGER FOR PUTTING 🎁 YOU ON HIS 🎄"NICE" LIST, EVEN THOUGH WE KNOW YOU'RE A BIT 😈 "NAUGHTY" SOMETIMES. YOU ARE THE ❄️ MOST PERFECTLY GIFT-WRAPPED 🎁 DISASTER 🔥 THIS HOLIDAY SEASON HAS EVER SEEN! 🕵️♂️💫 NOW GO GET YOURSELF 🍷🎂 SOME EGGNOG, 🛷 CRANK UP THAT ALIVE UNTIL SUNSET 🎤, AND MAKE IT A 💃 SEASON TO 🎊 SLAY ✨! YOU DESERVE A 🎉 HOLIDAY FULL OF PRESENTS 🎁, GOOD VIBES 💌, AND ALL THE 🍑 YOU CAN HANDLE!

SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF YOUR BADDEST SINNERS 💁🏼💁🏾 IF YOU GET 0️⃣ BACK, YOU'RE UP NEXT FOR THE CAGE 🚓🚫! IF YOU GET 🔟 BACK YOU BETTER BE READY FOR PAPÁ NOEL'S HOT ♨️ CARAJILLO ☕️

LOVE ❤️ YOU, YOU SLEIGH-RIDING🎄 ELF-ASS SINNER! 💋 MAY YOUR HOLIDAYS NEVER ❌ BE BASIC! TURN UP 🔝 AND HAVE A VERY LIT 🔥CHRISTMAS! 🎉🎅

le gasp
not the cage

guess we are all gonna have to get to work lol

After seeing what the one cage was like, I'm not taking any chances.

whaaaat youve seen the fabled cage
they say if you see it

theres already no turning back
you may already be cursed

That's why we're taking these precautions!
Can you imagine if they decide to use the same cage? There's gonna be 20 people in there at this rate.

well you guys will be in the cage
im gonna make my rounds and keep out of it obvi

What do you mean, you guys?
We're ending up on the other side together. But you do that

i mean think about it
you were the one who received the oracle

think its safe to say that you are meant to be like idk
a sacrifice or something

I think I've been the sacrifice a few too many times now, my friend.
Don't you think it's time someone else picked up the slack? Like you?

Wow!
Thanks for volunteering, man. I'll be sure to let the curse gods know all about your situation. Someone has to keep all the guys in the cage calm from the inside.

but you didnt even wait for my reply lol

im already getting punished because of you
so dun you think you should learn to take a liiiittle bit of responsibility