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[sociably]

no way
i wouldn't be friends with a criminal!

[ now if she didn't know they were a criminal........... ]

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[ sending bea those home invasion videos where the dogs wag their tails and play with literal thieves. ]

lol this you?

[sociably]

no!
no way!!
it's not my fault i didn't know the last guy hotwired cars

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didnt he try to do it at your work place

[sociably]

well...........
i thought he was just trying to jumpstart his car

[glub]

from the inside????
did you even know if he drove

[sociably]

he had a license!
he even showed me

[ it was expired ]

[glub]

[ ... ]

you didnt think it was suspicious for anyone to show you their license umprompted



the verdict is in and youre


guilty

[sociably]

[ (neuvillette voice) according to the judgment of the oratrice mechanique d'analyse cardinale, beatrix granblue fantasy is GUILTY ]

noooooooo
i don't wanna be locked up!!

[glub]

[ the fact you memorized that still astounds me ]

tooooo late
i can already hear the police sirens from here

ill be sure to visit you when youre tucked behind bars lol

[sociably]

[ get me out of fantasy fake france ]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
if i have to go to jail so you do
you're an accomplice in all this!

[glub]

[ no you have to stay there until another fake france appears

wait that means you just stay there jk ]

im not the one who let him hot wire the car thooooo

how about this when we get in front of the judge ill tell him that one embarrassing story about you
maybe theyll feel so bad theyll give you less jail time lol

[sociably]

[ i'll stay in fake fantasy france only if you stay in lads hell forever ]

what?
how is that supposed to help??
it'll just make everything worse!
can't you tell them i'm really a good person instead?

[glub]

[ no... i've been trying to leave ]

nah trust me this is more effective

sooooo which would you prefer
jail or like public shame
sadly those are the only two options 🙂‍↕️

[sociably]

how do you know it's more effective?
just because you've seen something on tv doesn't mean it happens that way in real life!

[ or ]

unless it happened to you before??

[glub]

okay but dun ppl steal cars on tv all the time
and then look what happened

think tv might be more reliable than miss bea in this case

[sociably]

sometimes they get away with it....
especially the good guys!

except then they usually crash the car and have to make a run for it

[ hmm.........maybe there is a lesson to be learned here ]

[glub]

[ don't steal cars? or don't crash the car? ]

i guess youre right
but when the good guys do it dun they return them

did he return it
i dun remember that being part of the story

so i think we are safe to say youre still going to jail lmao

[sociably]

but i don't wanna go to jail!!
i'm too young and cute to go to jail

what if i write an apology letter
they take those right

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nah those are the best kinda people for jail i think
isnt it a place where young and cute people learn to reintegrate into society

[ i was going to teehee, but i respect and love you too much ]

hmmm yeah but you have to hand write them and read them in court
can you do that

[sociably]

[ you think you have so much power when i could bust out a le gasp on you at any moment ]

hey!
of course i can write and read
i'm not a little kid

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[ now it's my turn to leave the group chat ]

🫳😊 pat pat
it okay even if you cant read and write

ill visit you in prison

[sociably]

I'M READING RIGHT NOW
i'm not using text-to-speech!
i only do that in the car

[ and also in the shower ]

you thought you escaped me

[glub]

that sounds like a lie
the miss bea i know likes to cut corners and get into loooots of trouble

i will always welcome bijou tags in my inbox

[sociably]

it's not my fault!
and you're part of it too you know