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you right you are pretty up there
but that just means you gotta try that much harder to keep that position yeah

[sociably]

i will
i'll work really really hard so no one can beat me!
not even you

[glub]

okay now youre pushing it
i wont fall behind either

i mean i gotta catch up to where zeta is

[sociably]

[ wow ]

does it really matter?
i mean
you're you and zeta's zeta
you're two different people

[glub]

yeah two ppl occupying the same space
unlesss youre saying you have more than room for two

i mean you dun seem like you can keep track of more than one

[sociably]

hey!
what's that supposed to mean
i can keep track of a lot of people you know
that's why i have so many friends

[glub]

[ pretend there is an artsy birb doubt emoji. ]

okay okayyyy i believe you
no need to try and convince me

our bea has the most friends in the whole wide world yeah

[sociably]

yeah and you're one of them
so you should feel special
i don't go around letting just anyone be my friend you know

[ is that.......true.......... ]

[glub]

i dun wanna ruin a good moment here but

that a lie
the bea i know would befriend even a criminal

[sociably]

no way
i wouldn't be friends with a criminal!

[ now if she didn't know they were a criminal........... ]

[glub]

[ sending bea those home invasion videos where the dogs wag their tails and play with literal thieves. ]

lol this you?

[sociably]

no!
no way!!
it's not my fault i didn't know the last guy hotwired cars

[glub]

didnt he try to do it at your work place

[sociably]

well...........
i thought he was just trying to jumpstart his car

[glub]

from the inside????
did you even know if he drove

[sociably]

he had a license!
he even showed me

[ it was expired ]

[glub]

[ ... ]

you didnt think it was suspicious for anyone to show you their license umprompted



the verdict is in and youre


guilty

[sociably]

[ (neuvillette voice) according to the judgment of the oratrice mechanique d'analyse cardinale, beatrix granblue fantasy is GUILTY ]

noooooooo
i don't wanna be locked up!!

[glub]

[ the fact you memorized that still astounds me ]

tooooo late
i can already hear the police sirens from here

ill be sure to visit you when youre tucked behind bars lol

[sociably]

[ get me out of fantasy fake france ]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
if i have to go to jail so you do
you're an accomplice in all this!

[glub]

[ no you have to stay there until another fake france appears

wait that means you just stay there jk ]

im not the one who let him hot wire the car thooooo

how about this when we get in front of the judge ill tell him that one embarrassing story about you
maybe theyll feel so bad theyll give you less jail time lol

[sociably]

[ i'll stay in fake fantasy france only if you stay in lads hell forever ]

what?
how is that supposed to help??
it'll just make everything worse!
can't you tell them i'm really a good person instead?

[glub]

[ no... i've been trying to leave ]

nah trust me this is more effective

sooooo which would you prefer
jail or like public shame
sadly those are the only two options 🙂‍↕️

[sociably]

how do you know it's more effective?
just because you've seen something on tv doesn't mean it happens that way in real life!

[ or ]

unless it happened to you before??

[glub]

okay but dun ppl steal cars on tv all the time
and then look what happened

think tv might be more reliable than miss bea in this case