[ no you have to stay there until another fake france appears
wait that means you just stay there jk ]
im not the one who let him hot wire the car thooooo
how about this when we get in front of the judge ill tell him that one embarrassing story about you maybe theyll feel so bad theyll give you less jail time lol
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i could have not complimented you
but if you really want another compliment then.....
you're fun to hang out with too
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[ but, oh...
when he gets the second series of texts... ]
of course i am
but youre not so bad yourself
i mean who else is gonna keep up with me
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i'm the best that's out there you know
[ blatantly false but whatever ]
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but that just means you gotta try that much harder to keep that position yeah
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i'll work really really hard so no one can beat me!
not even you
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i wont fall behind either
i mean i gotta catch up to where zeta is
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does it really matter?
i mean
you're you and zeta's zeta
you're two different people
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unlesss youre saying you have more than room for two
i mean you dun seem like you can keep track of more than one
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what's that supposed to mean
i can keep track of a lot of people you know
that's why i have so many friends
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okay okayyyy i believe you
no need to try and convince me
our bea has the most friends in the whole wide world yeah
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so you should feel special
i don't go around letting just anyone be my friend you know
[ is that.......true.......... ]
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that a lie
the bea i know would befriend even a criminal
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i wouldn't be friends with a criminal!
[ now if she didn't know they were a criminal........... ]
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lol this you?
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no way!!
it's not my fault i didn't know the last guy hotwired cars
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i thought he was just trying to jumpstart his car
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did you even know if he drove
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he even showed me
[ it was expired ]
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you didnt think it was suspicious for anyone to show you their license umprompted
the verdict is in and youre
guilty
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GUILTY]noooooooo
i don't wanna be locked up!!
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tooooo late
i can already hear the police sirens from here
ill be sure to visit you when youre tucked behind bars lol
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
if i have to go to jail so you do
you're an accomplice in all this!
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wait that means you just stay there jk ]
im not the one who let him hot wire the car thooooo
how about this when we get in front of the judge ill tell him that one embarrassing story about you
maybe theyll feel so bad theyll give you less jail time lol
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you thought you escaped me
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