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[glub]

[ flies back to my couch on screen like a lads glitch ]

uh never mind about him
i dun wanna think about deadlinesssss

and i dun wanna wait 800 years

[sociably]

hey!
i would compliment you way before 800 years
i compliment people every day

[glub]

oh yeah
then when was the last time you complimented me

[ he rests his case ]

[sociably]

[ ... ]

didn't i just compliment you like two minutes ago

1/2

[glub]

...

[ breathes in, breathes out ]

[glub]

hello??? thats because i asked!!!!!!!!!!!

[sociably]

but i still complimented you
i could have not complimented you

but if you really want another compliment then.....
you're fun to hang out with too

[glub]

im pretty sure that would just make you the bad guy yknow

[ but, oh...

when he gets the second series of texts... ]

of course i am
but youre not so bad yourself
i mean who else is gonna keep up with me

[sociably]

of course i'm not so bad
i'm the best that's out there you know

[ blatantly false but whatever ]

[glub]

you right you are pretty up there
but that just means you gotta try that much harder to keep that position yeah

[sociably]

i will
i'll work really really hard so no one can beat me!
not even you

[glub]

okay now youre pushing it
i wont fall behind either

i mean i gotta catch up to where zeta is

[sociably]

[ wow ]

does it really matter?
i mean
you're you and zeta's zeta
you're two different people

[glub]

yeah two ppl occupying the same space
unlesss youre saying you have more than room for two

i mean you dun seem like you can keep track of more than one

[sociably]

hey!
what's that supposed to mean
i can keep track of a lot of people you know
that's why i have so many friends

[glub]

[ pretend there is an artsy birb doubt emoji. ]

okay okayyyy i believe you
no need to try and convince me

our bea has the most friends in the whole wide world yeah

[sociably]

yeah and you're one of them
so you should feel special
i don't go around letting just anyone be my friend you know

[ is that.......true.......... ]

[glub]

i dun wanna ruin a good moment here but

that a lie
the bea i know would befriend even a criminal

[sociably]

no way
i wouldn't be friends with a criminal!

[ now if she didn't know they were a criminal........... ]

[glub]

[ sending bea those home invasion videos where the dogs wag their tails and play with literal thieves. ]

lol this you?

[sociably]

no!
no way!!
it's not my fault i didn't know the last guy hotwired cars

[glub]

didnt he try to do it at your work place

[sociably]

well...........
i thought he was just trying to jumpstart his car

[glub]

from the inside????
did you even know if he drove

[sociably]

he had a license!
he even showed me

[ it was expired ]