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are they a little off or are you always getting them a little wrong

this suddenly explains so much

[sociably]

what
what do you mean it explains so much
what do you mean??

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im now thinking back to all the times we walked somewhere

i feel like my mind is being cleared for the first time

[sociably]

hey
i thought you said you liked those walks
you always said they were full of excitement and adventure

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dun get me wrong they were nice

but the line between nice and torture is like suuuuper thin sometimes

[sociably]

seriously?
there's nothing nice about torture!
it sucks!!
how can the line be super thin?

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welllll

wait

you know what torture feels like

wtf i accidentally deleted this notif

[sociably]

yeah
it's what happens whenever sergeant ilsa makes me work out with her
i'd rather die!!!!

abandoned...

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nooo dun die

[ idk why this gave me the same vibe as the nooo dont die youre too sexy meme ]

next time you have training ill phone in and save you

stop....

[sociably]

really?
you will??
you'll have to come up with a really good excuse though
she's already heard all my other ones...

(crying and shaking artsy birb)

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what about a fish you saved really needs to repay its debt
but it can only be on land for two more hours

orrr a sea witch cast its curse and bea will turn to sea foam if she works too hard

[sociably]

i don't think she would buy anything about a fish....
or me turning into sea foam


wait!
what if we say that if she makes me work too hard
she'll never get married
because no one likes someone that's too mean

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i didnt realize you were heartless enough to threaten someone with eternal loneliness

[sociably]

[ i never tagged this one back either in my mg despair ]

hey!
i wouldn't mean it for real!!
besides there's no way she would end up alone anyway

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dun you know words have power

if you say it enough
no just one time
thats enough to place a curse someone

[sociably]

what?
FOR REAL???

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yeah everyone knows this

since you already put it out to the universe
the universe has no choice but to answer

poor miss ilsa

[sociably]

no!
i'm kidding!!
i'm kidding!!!!
i don't want ilsa to die alone!!!!
she'll definitely haunt me forever if that happens

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oh man then youre gonna have to dispel it

i could tell you the steps but
its not easy to remember
do you still wanna learn

[sociably]

yes!!
please tell me!!!
i'll do anything!

[ famous last words ]

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okay first
you must find the person you casted the hex on

then you must spin around three times
clap twice and then say
garooba garooba mala mala

then bow your head once and jump twice

[sociably]

what the heck
garooba?
what does that even mean??

[glub]

in the ancient language it means curse

mala mala means to fly away
you know ive studied these for years
i am a professor after all

[ like once. ]

[sociably]

[ what ]

i thought you were an artist
you look way too young to be a professor

[glub]

why is this one the thing you doubt