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[sociably]

hey!
can't you carry me more nicely than that

[ literally how is he supposed to do that.... ]

[glub]

sorry that service is reserved for besties only

looks like you shoulda thought about that more huh

[sociably]

but you're my second bestie
that still counts as a bestie!

[glub]

then you can apply for the carrying nicely half service
where i only carry like one leg and one arm

[sociably]

hey!!!
what am i supposed to do with my other arm and leg then?

[glub]

thats a toughie

we might have to leave it behind

[sociably]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i need them!!
how am i supposed to eat all the desserts i want if i only have one arm

[glub]

true you do like double fisting

i think i could manage to feed you every once in a while

[sociably]

you'll have to carry me too then
since i'll only have one leg

[glub]

leave all the carrying and feeding to me 💪
is that why you tried to force me to go hiking the other day

[sociably]

i thought it would be fun!!
there's supposed to be a really great view up there
i just didn't realize the hike itself was four hours



up a mountain

[glub]

four hours?????

i thought you texted two and a half last week???

[ now he's really glad this plan didn't end up going through. ]

[sociably]

well you know how the map times are always a little off
especially when you're driving
i thought it was something like that

[glub]

are they a little off or are you always getting them a little wrong

this suddenly explains so much

[sociably]

what
what do you mean it explains so much
what do you mean??

[glub]

im now thinking back to all the times we walked somewhere

i feel like my mind is being cleared for the first time

[sociably]

hey
i thought you said you liked those walks
you always said they were full of excitement and adventure

[glub]

dun get me wrong they were nice

but the line between nice and torture is like suuuuper thin sometimes

[sociably]

seriously?
there's nothing nice about torture!
it sucks!!
how can the line be super thin?

[glub]

welllll

wait

you know what torture feels like

wtf i accidentally deleted this notif

[sociably]

yeah
it's what happens whenever sergeant ilsa makes me work out with her
i'd rather die!!!!

abandoned...

[glub]

nooo dun die

[ idk why this gave me the same vibe as the nooo dont die youre too sexy meme ]

next time you have training ill phone in and save you

stop....

[sociably]

really?
you will??
you'll have to come up with a really good excuse though
she's already heard all my other ones...

(crying and shaking artsy birb)

[glub]

what about a fish you saved really needs to repay its debt
but it can only be on land for two more hours

orrr a sea witch cast its curse and bea will turn to sea foam if she works too hard

[sociably]

i don't think she would buy anything about a fish....
or me turning into sea foam


wait!
what if we say that if she makes me work too hard
she'll never get married
because no one likes someone that's too mean